What if I know nothing about the law?
That's what we're here for! Between myself and my law partners we have years of experience!
What types of cases do you represent?
If you have been injured by a person, business, government entity, or piece of machinery you might be entitled to compensation. Examples include:
BIKES - If you have been injured while riding a bike our team will help you go from crutches to back on the road in no time.
PEDESTRIAN COLLISION - Hit by something heavy? Don't worry we'll get you back up and running by holding all parties accountable and maximize the insurance coverage we can find for you.
SLIPS, TRIPS, FALLS, SPILLS, AND WIPEOUTS - Walking is hard sometimes and falling down can cause not only bodily harm but serious psychological embarrassment. We're more than happy to sue for emotional damages if you are even seen falling down.
RECREATIONAL NEGLIGANCE - Who doesn't love to recreate. Sometimes the best laid plans for a day out can lead to disaster. Falling off a cliff, caught in a gill net, bit by a tortoise? We can get you the compensation you deserve!
DEFECTIVE PRODUCTS - Sometimes products don't behave as intended. Explosions, implosons, projectiles, white hot gases, these are just a few of the common problems your everyday products can cause with no warning. We'll make sure that we reach all the way to the bottom of the pockets of those who are responsible.
DOG BITES - Who doesn't love a dog. Until that dog bites. Dog bites can be a time consuming process. We can make sure the owner is accountable for not only your medical bills, but also your time.
FOOD POISIONING - Food tastes amazing! But once in awhile you get a little sick. If you or someone you love has been sick after eating something, document the elimination and call us immediately!
I'm unsure if I've been personally injured?
Everything can be taken personally! Let us handle those finer details. We'll conduct an interview of you and conduct a thorough investigation of all involved parties to give you an assessment of your potential claim and an estimate of payout. We also provide medical devices for use in the courtroom and at home. Splints, assorted braces, wheelchairs both electric and conventional, eyepatches, and breathing aids.
Am I eligible to file a lawsuit?
Always
Who do you typically represent?
Anyone! Pre-approval for anyone who has been injured for any reason, or just not feeling themselves.
Retainer fee?
Upon request
Favorite Animal?
Architeuthis Dux
Random Fact
I once wrote a song to tune of "Conjunction Function", called 'Skin Condition, What's That Itchin'." I played it for Danny Elfman at a bar on my phone. It was pretty great.