"The Law can be confusing and court appearances have always stressed me out. Randy Babon, and Bobin, and Wu made filing my claim and testifying a breeze! And I got to keep the neck brace."
-Alison Lindy, Food Poisoning Victim, $2000.00 compensation
"I am a court reporter, and after I lost all of my fingers due to an unfortunate encounter with a barley thresher, I was told that I would loose my job! Randy Babon took on my case and won! Now I have a typist to do all of my typing for me. Thank you Randy!"
-Tina Bosch, dictated but not read
"I sustained embarrassing traumatic burns to the inner part of my urethra. Randy Babon helped me get a $75,000.00 settlement, and he got that electric fence taken down."
-Dan Drecktin
"When I told Randy Babon that I have always lived a life of extreme apathy; I wondered if he would take up my case. He did."
-Margaret Applebottom
"I WAS ASSAULTED while cycling. The person who hit me disappeared before I could recover. NOBODY STOPPED TO HELP ME! I was left alone and dripping wet on the ground. Randy Babon got on my case and now I get a huge monthly payment from 24 Hour Fitness, and I couldn't be happier."
-Sean Gelgot
"I've always been the type of person who "hears voices." It was never really a problem until I thought my neighbors cat was talking to me. Apparently Cats don't talk and they can't "keep a secret"... ... ... That rug-burn earned me $100,000.00."
-Hedly Heurt
"If you've been to The Olive Garden as many times as I have, then you know that they keep the good stuff in the back of the kitchen. When my contact on the kitchen staff opened that back door for me, I slipped on a breadstick and fell headfirst into a boiling hot Sous Vide! Facial reconstruction surgery is expensive, so I turned to Randy Babon for representation, he got me a huge settlement, and now I can't stop smiling."
-Don Saracus
"Practicing medicine without a license is a serious offence! I was crossing a busy highway when my grocery bags broke open and I spilled a whole gallon of milk in the center lane! I bent down to pick it up and was struck from behind! It was a damn bookmobile! The driver got out, saw what he had done and said he can, "fix it himself with the power of reading." Grey's Anatomy is not a substitute for a medical license, but thanks to Randy Babon I'm back up on my feet and I now have a healthy fear of the written word (even this gives me chills). Thank you Randy."
-Xavier Libris